Fresher’s Guide: 10 Nights Out You’ll Most Definitely Experience at University
Katy Mundy | 21 September 2015
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Ever gotten home, cooked (or tried to cook) 6 chicken nuggets and a 12” pizza and collapsed on the sofa in a drunken daze? And the next interaction you have consists of one of your flat mates saying “How was it?” you sigh, savour a mouthful of slightly under-cooked chicken drowned in tomato sauce before saying, “One of those nights, just one of those…”
We’ve all been there, or near enough. Just what does ‘one of those nights’ mean? Here’s a list to help out when you’re on the receiving end of numerous drunken slurs and grunts.
1) The one when pre-drinks get out of hand and you don’t make it out of the flat and are tucked into bed by mid-night
2) The one when you lose everyone
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3) The one when you get emotional and end up ringing your ex
4) The one when your friend can’t handle their drink and you end up in hospital holding a bowl of their sick till 6am
5) The one where you wake up somewhere else the next morning
6) …Or with a stranger in your bed
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7) The one that is completely spontaneous and ends up being one the best nights you’ve ever had
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8) The one when you spend most of the night waiting at the bar or stuck outside in the smoking area ‘jus’ waitin’ forra mate’
9) The one when you realise you’ve become a regular and you and the bouncer are on name terms
10) The one where you might have to avoid going in public for a while
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